Published by Swiss James on 06 Mar 2008 at 03:30 pm
Spice Girls Concert
Last night, and this is true, I had a dream about the Spice Girls.
In the dream I was sat at a table with some people from a Breast Cancer charity, right next to a stage where the Spice Girls were performing. I apologised to the people for taking up one of the seats for their charity, but explained that I’m massively important, and that I’d give them a donation anyway.
Victoria (’Posh’ Spice) was miming but kept missing her cues, the others were- well they were never very good were they? When I looked to my left, Emma Bunton (Baby Spice) had the seat next to mine, and was saying she couldn’t perform because she was pregnant.
Emma and I agreed that the crowd were so far away they probably couldn’t see the mistakes, then “2 Becomes 1” came on and I told everyone it was my favourite song.
They say that your subconscious works when you’re asleep, and that there are reasons for all of your dreams, but the only purpose I can see for this dream is that it gives me an excuse to use this photo:
I honestly can’t think of any other reason.
James how can you remember everything from the dream so clear???? u know having one dream is one thing , remembering it after u wake up is another thing.
yeah I know, I hardly ever remember my dreams too- so the fact I remember so much of it is a bit weird.
I can picture the decorations on the table and stuff. Hmm.
James it was probably because Mr Posh Spice was playing in Shanghai last night that triggered the dream, or the other possibility is you made it all up because you couldn’t find a reason to post that picture otherwise. Is 2 Becomes 1 only your favourite in your dream or in real life too? I prefer Viva Forever but it’s a close call!
Viva Forever, no question.
Did I just say that?
got a milf thing going on, nothing to be ashamed about.
Lukas - THANK YOU! See James, it’s official, Viva Forever is the bestest song ever written!
Thanks a lot. Now 2 becomes 1 is running through my head.
“Had a little lo-ove! Now I’m back for more! (Wanna make love to ya baybay)”
2 becomes 1 is so clearly the better tune that I’m not even going to discuss it.
Viva Forever, I’ll be waiting
Everlasting, Like the sun
Live Forever, for the moment
Ever searching, for the world
I rest my case!
Sorry, “world” doesn’t rhyme with sun, the last word should be “one”.
We’re SO outnumbering you, James.
They also say - and Neil would back this up were he ever to come out of his Tekken-induced haze - that themes and symbols from your dreams come from the previous day’s activities. What were you doing the day before? Did you steal some money from a charity pot because that’s the guilt talking James!
Scarletti- I haven’t heard a peep from Neil since 2002, I presume he’s joined some sort of Tekken cult. The day before I did nothing unusual, hung out with Atomic Kitten all day then proof-read Scary’s autobiography