Comments on: A massage story with a happy ending

By: Dingle

Dingle — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 13:47:48 +0000

Oh any scene with Andrew Ridgeley in, he wasn’t at all annoying in it. Anyway, he’s bald now, how’s that for karma!

By: mike

mike — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 10:16:09 +0000

wham in China – Ispy & Dingle !

By: swiss James

swiss James — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 05:50:54 +0000

WoAi- there was something or other about Emma looking around for somewhere to put a tissue and they were going “Just drop it on the floor” she didn’t want to do that so they guessed she didn’t understand. Usually though they just assume that white folks ting bu dong.

Dingle- which was your favourite scene? Was it when they were playing football?

Cankles- Why wouldn’t it hurt?!

Jeffwho- it’s a classic.

By: JeffWho

JeffWho — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 03:16:44 +0000

- Dingle, i heard about that movie, please keep a copy for me thx!!

By: Cankles

Cankles — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 16:02:55 +0000

The same massage place were fascinated with my leg hair and were pulling it and saying “Does this hurt?”.

Later, during the massage, I was man enough to say “No, sir, your massage isn’t too strong. No, no, I’m not whimpering like a lost, hungry puppy in the freezing cold – it’s my relaxed noise”.

Suffice to say we left without completing our stupid membership cards we signed up for.

By: Dingle

Dingle — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 14:52:42 +0000

I think I told you about this the other night but the day after you posted this, Wiggy was over and we ended up watching Wham in China for the first time since I downloaded it, I recognised the scene immediately.

Weird though, he looks more like Charlie Sheen in your still!

By: WoAi

WoAi — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 01:00:51 +0000

@James – Was there no communication prior to the massage beginning? It is odd they assumed you couldn’t speak Chinese.

@Mike – Actually it’s even easier in London to find Chinese masseuses who assume western customers don’t understand Chinese. Oh, sorry, you meant happy ending massage places. Not that I’ve tried but I think if you Google “Asian Massage London” you’ll get more than just one or two hits!

By: DavidA

DavidA — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 02:45:39 +0000

‘I think you misunderstand about why he’s “almost like a black man”…’

You wouldn’t think it to look at him, would you? Blimey.

By: missbels

missbels — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 10:25:20 +0000

Hello there

I know this sounds flaming chicken oriental but the government here, in a moment of panic electioneering, are considering making the UK a no-go area for people who want to learn the Queen’s English- or indeed any English at all. They are currently considering several changes to the student visa system, most of which will result in every single English school in the UK closing down in the very near future. The best case scenario will leave our industry in tatters but surviving, the worst sees all us teacher types on the street selling the Big Issue.

If you are British and think that this sounds as mental as I do then please head here
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/PBSReview/

and sign the petition- write to your local MP and tell them how barmy you think this is.

Sorry, swiss, but we are fighting looming mass unemployment in the EFL sector.

Thanks for yourhelp!

By: T.

T. — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 10:19:09 +0000

You giggled?

extra text because my comment was too short.