Due to a broken thermostat somewhere in Chinese heaven, the temperature recently dropped 8,000 degrees. On Halloween night I was dressed like this and sweating, today I’m in a sheepskin jumpsuit, 8 hats, sat under a hairdryer with my teeth chattering.

It’s so confusing that this morning I saw someone wearing summer shorts, a wifebeater vest and long thermal underwear. I’d show you a photo of him, but this is Tuesday. We look at shoes here on Tuesday, always have.

So here’s a similar confused young lady- riding line 2 in her summer flip-flops but beating the sudden cold snap with wooly socks. 

socks and flipflops

You might laugh now, but it’s the kind of quick thinking that we’re all going to need when the apocalypse comes.

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