Published by Swiss James on 28 Sep 2009 at 01:19 pm
Pick up only
I gave the gifts below to my good friend Balticninja (not his real name) on his birthday many moons ago.
He left them at my house and has never returned to collect the booty, so I’ve taken out an advert in Enjoy Classifieds.
For Sale:
One beautiful photo of a cat who definitely knows something. The way he’s looking at you with those eyes. Those deep, penetrating eyes. Oh he knows alright.
And he’s going to tell his little friend the Buttefly.Also got heart pills.
25RMB or swap for a Yo-Yo. Pick up only.
http://enjoyshanghai.com/buy-sell/barter/3d-cat-picture_179378.htm
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Pfft! I can get that on the stairs of my subway station for 12 RMB.
Well I know that, and you know that- but don’t go telling any of the readers at Enjoy Classifieds.
Anyway the heart pills were super expensive, they came with their own bag and everything.
I would buy…. if you accept usd and ship it international…
if not the money goes to a double vanilla latte.
I cannot believe this. You are making me buy back my own gifts?
You didn’t invite me back to collect them.
Well, this is outrageous…I already have a space in my library to hang the picture.
Sub human scum Swiss. Kiss goodbye to the party bus!
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!- I certainly do accept USD, shipping is 150 bones. Where shall I send them to?
baltic- it’s a cruel world, but since you’re a friend I’ll let you have it for a 5% discount (if you’re quick).
This whole sob story reeks of a Nigerian 419 scam from start to finish. Buyer beware!