As much as I enjoy slaving over a hot camera to bring you the latest in kitten heels, radical lace configurations, and flip-flop-technology, sometimes I have to throw the floor open to the hoi polloi: readers shoes.

First up we’ve got the latest from the former colonies as a young chap
who refuses to be named1!11! spotted this delightful 1970s sofa / stack heel hybrid at a Jason Mraz concert.

at an Mraz gig

Mr Mraz (if you’ve not heard him, imagine Savage Garden wearing a cool hat)
“is extremely popular with Asian girls, most of whom were shod in the below fashion“.

And boy, if there’s one thing we know about fashion, it’s that where Asian Australian girls lead, the world will surely follow.

Next up comes Lawrence from Computer Solutions, a fine IT company who promise* not to send the naked photos they find of you on your laptop to the newspapers.

Lawrence saw this gladiator bondage sandal at a recent fashionable event for fashionable people, and if the shoe doesn’t raise your eyebrow, the nail polish surely will, hold tight:

Lawrence-strappy-with nail polish
*promise not legally binding.

Finally we’ve got Dingle from the increasingly popular (although let’s be fair, the only way was up) Dinglespeaks.com. He was at a flea market with his missus when they found some tragic 5RMB plastic shoes held together with thread and sheer bloody-mindedness.

broken flip-flops2

“Here you go Swiss, these are more your thing than mine” he says.

And I think we can all agree that yes, they certainly are.

If you’d like to send me some shoes, shoe-related items, or videos of your voice cracking all over the place as you try and sing really high, the email address is up there on the right hand side.

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