This can’t be right, when I saw this huge array of signs in a stationary shop I immediately sharpened my camera for the kill.

I think its a sign

But look! Not a sniff of Chinglish anywhere to be found!

Come on signmakers- if you’re not sure of the correct translation, you can’t just write out the pinyin. Take a wild guess! Add swearwords!  A nation of bloggers is crying out for material!