<cue Shoe Tuesday music>. But imagine it with extra sci-fi sound effects.

A few weeks ago I cast scorn upon a young blade I saw around town who was wearing silver pointy shoes, like some kind of man/pixie hybrid. It seems I might have been a little hasty though as the streets of Shanghai are beginnin to resemble a sea of bacofoil.

First it was a pair of Barbie type wedge heeled numbers on the escalators of a shopping centre.

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(One day someone is going to assume I’m taking upskirt shots and call the po-lice aren’t they? And to be honest, a memory card full of shoe photos isn’t going to be a whole lot easier to explain.)

Next I saw a young lady wearing these oddities outside the entrance to Yu Gardens. Still I laughed it off as an anomaly- a blip in the space-time continum (sorry, I saw that Star Trek movie).

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When I stumbled across this Michael J Fox wannabe inside the gardens however, I knew the jig was up. The martians are here, and I for one welcome our extra-terrestial overlords.

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If you want to imagine the future, picture a silver moonboot, with the velcro straps undone, stamping on a human face, forever.