The way I figure it, a shoe on the feet is worth three in the shop.

So here’s three shoe-related things I’ve seen for sale recently.

shoe shirt

A t-shirt with high-heels on it.

I’m not sure whose job it is to sew the sequins and flowery bits on the shirt like that, but I bet they hate rich people.

 

shoe-vase
Shoe vase- ideal for putting flowers in.
Well not ideal, as the hole is very narrow and the thing would topple over every few minutes. But, you know, semi-useful.

spring fever

I call this one “Spring Fever”- do you get it?

These things are supposed to give you a work out whilst you wear them. Presumably most of the work is running away from the angry villagers who are trying to burn you as a Warlock.

Ugly as hell, and expensive at over 2,000RMB (from the top floor of Gubei Carrefour).

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