<cue Shoe Tuesday music>

(it’s been a while hasn’t it?)

First up are a pair of furry high heels. 

emmas furry shoes

These were for sale in an enormous shop on Fuxing Lu. Don’t ask me for the full address, or how much the shoes were; I stormed out in a rage after the lady there suggested I try on a pair of 38 inch shorts.

Thirty eight inches?! On my slender frame?! I should have burnt the place to the ground!

Anyhoo Emma tried them on but decided were ever-so-slightly too small.

dalmation spots

Next up is a dapper young lady (can women be “dapper”?) I saw at the airport. She was striding ahead of me in this whole 101 Dalmatians style outfit so I had to run ahead of her, wait at the entrance to the Maglev, then get her as she swanned past me.

I bet she’s a nightmare girlfriend, but the spotty shoes and skirt are cool.

May the record show that I managed to publish the above photo without making a 

And here’s one I SPOTTED earlier

type pun your honour.

Shoe Tuesday out.

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