Published by Swiss James on 19 May 2009 at 01:28 pm
Security Shoeage
At great personal risk and expense I’ve managed to obtain security footage from a Shanghai municipal leisure centre to answer that age-old question:
What do fancy Shanghainese girls wear to play Badminton?
The findings are shocking:
Raw video feed:
Enhanced footage (many thanks to my robotic talking car for this one:
6 inch platform wedges. I’m told she didn’t play very well.
But she’ll kick you in the nuts if you said that in her face.
She has nice legs though. I’d like to stroke those calves.
She deserves calves of steel playing badminton in those things.
What shoes did you wear to run the Great Wall marathon Colin?
I ran it too! (well the half really) – ascics gel kayanos.
I think the wedges compliment her jean shorts (or jhorts as they’re known in the venacular of the Southern USA)
Great runners think alike! I was hobbling on a pair of Speedstar® 3
Lots of funky shoes on the Wall tho – would have taken a photo if I wasn’t breathing so hard.
Bloody hell- in that case I know at least 5 people who ran this ridiculous marathon. The hostelries of Beijing must have been empty that night.
Yeah Chas was running it too which is why he wasn’t at my party.
T – Surely Daisy Duke 7 inch heels would go with the jhorts far better than the wedges?
your robotic talking car takes photos from a high standpoint swiss, or was it jumping through the air to get this pic?
don’t be ludicrous Dingle- the footage is from a security camera, the car just did the CSI: Miami style enhancements.