Recently I was on my way to the Library to return a book about Wittgenstein when I happened upon an exhibition of Adult toys. 

Being a naturally curious sort I had a quick look inside to see what adults were playing with these days, but it seems that Monopoly and Scrabble are out of fashion.

This is what people are into now:

A rubber loofah

a Mick Hucknall doll

I couldn’t make head nor tail of the whole business.

Presumably most of the people who attended had stumbled in from the Pet Carnival next door. It’s an easy mistake to make:

I apologise in advance for the smutty puns that WoAi is about to make

P.S. On the photo above I’ve blurred out that chap’s face.

It turned out his Siamese Blue wasn’t a pedigree cat and I’m sure he doesn’t want every Tom, Dick or Harry finding out.

P.P.S Dingle also went- here’s what he thought

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