Comments on: Car stickers

By: Nik Daum

Nik Daum — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 01:36:17 +0000

Sad Optimus Prime seemed to be all over VWs in Beijing. I think the transformers are real and are slowly taking over the northern provinces.

By: Loosa

Loosa — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 09:40:22 +0000

My rental car also has the optimus prime sticker. One day i took my driver drinking, after a few drinks the secret came out: it’s a secret symbol for shanghai underground black society. These guys meet every once a month and listen to Cindy Lauper. It’s all true.

By: Swiss James

Swiss James — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 04:50:00 +0000

I imagine myself driving in the dead of winter, just before Christmas.

The windscreen wipers are struggling to keep up with heavy snowfall, my car windscreen is steaming up and the traffic is heavy as everyone tries to get home to their families.

Just as I round a steep corner, I see a crowd of lights ahead- three lanes of traffic have stopped dead in the road because a deer has been hit. I slam on the brakes, but the surface is icy and I can’t get traction.

As I start to slide inevitably into the rear of the cars in front I panic but everything turns to slow-motion and whilst I cannot stop the inertia of the car, I can choose which way I slide.

Making a split-second decision, I scan the stickers on the back of the cars in front and think:

“Meh- Mama’s are a dime a dozen, there are only 5 true Spice Girls”.

By: Freddy

Freddy — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 04:27:07 +0000

The worst thing about car stickers is imaging the moment of that person on his knees, concentrated sticking that shit on his car…It´s really sad.

Anyway, that “Baby on board” stickers are so stupid, because it´s like “oh! There is a baby on board? Lucky that you tell me because I was about to FUCKING HIT your car before seeing it!, but now that I know that there is a baby on board, i´m going to hit another car withou´t one it, thanks!”

…I made myself clear? xd

By: Swiss James

Swiss James — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 03:11:49 +0000

Yep- although it seems to be pretty unpopular lately.

By: dinglesp

dinglesp — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 22:49:24 +0000

can I comment yet?

By: WoAi

WoAi — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 11:06:31 +0000

LOL @ T. Yeah he HATES Peugeots!

By: T.

T. — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 09:48:48 +0000

Ladies and Gentlemen, let’s welcome celebrity commentator – star of BBC’s “Top Gear,” Jeremy “WoAi” Clarkson!

By: WoAi

WoAi — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 09:06:54 +0000

I’m more disturbed that someone would spend money to buy a Peugeot 206!

By: Swiss James

Swiss James — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 06:40:55 +0000

I can and do blame the Shanghainese for it, cos I saw that sticker on a Shanghainese car in the car park of my office in Shanghai!

Personally I prefer the later stuff, when Barney’s Japanese girlfriend helped him take barbershop to strange new places.

Number 8- belch