The thing about the cold in Shanghai is that you feel absolutely cold to the bone, and like you’ll never be warm again, but it’s only about 3 degrees Celsius.

I don’t understand it, something to do with humidity, wind chill and this pesky HIV that I can’t seem to shake off no doubt.

Regardless though, I don’t think there’s ever an excuse to wear this:

It’s called the “Esteem”, ironic really because I think a sense of self-esteem is the main thing preventing most people from wearing one.

Esteem: For when you've just given up