<cue Shoe Tuesday music>

So Emma’s gotten herself a new job, and to celebrate she went to M&S and bought some new gear for work.

One of the things she bought was a new handbag…

 (note: apparently it’s not cool to buy handbags from M&S, but if Em doesn’t want her dark fashion secrets splashed all over the internets, she really has to take out some sort of restraining order).

Just an ordinary bag?

Just an ordinary bag?

I don’t have an eye for such things but it seems like a nice enough bag to me.

Why, though, did Emma giggily inform me that it got a “Standing ovation*  from a group of Chinese women she showed it to in an elevator yesterday?

 

Answer after the break.

*a standing ovation has slightly less impact when the audience is already standing, but let’s play along OK?

 

Well I never

Well I never

Ta-da!

(Well, you knew it had something to do with shoes- right?)

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