Published by Swiss James on 02 Sep 2008 at 11:18 am
Shoe Tuesday- Watchbag
<cue Shoe Tuesday music>
Last night I was on a stroll down Nanjing Dong Lu- China’s Number 1 Shopping Street (TM).
Except it wasn’t a stroll, it was a gauntlet run through the hawkers, gawkers and stalkers that are constantly trying to sell you fake tat on that street.
Watchbag! Watchbag! Looka! Looka!
They bleat. It’s annoying because as soon as you fend one of them off (tip: carry a can of hairspray and a cigarette lighter) the next one is on your back. Did you not just see my tell your buddy to do one? Have I really changed my mind since 3 steps up the road?
It wouldn’t be so bad if they changed up the pitch from “Watchbag” to, oh I don’t know…. Shoebag!
Shoebag!
(Just pulled it back from the brink at the end there didn’t I?)
Haa haa! I guess they don’t sell DVDs any more! I was so used to “Watch Bag DVD”
Normally they finish off the Watchbag cry with a final, desperate “DVD?!”
I guess the profit margins aren’t up to much on the DVDs.
wow. that is the most horrendous monstrosity i have ever seen. i am bleeding out from my poor eyes! thanks james!
Damn bittorrent sites!!! Piratebay.org rules!
ick. those are terrible. as a huge fan of shoes, i can honestly say that makes me want to cry.
I thought it was magic, but Emma said she didn’t have a belt to match so there was no point getting it.
*SHRUG*