<cue Shoe Tuesday music>

Well it ain’t over yet, but by next Tuesday it will be. So this is the time and the place to take a look at how the three big sh-sh-sh-shoe people faired at t’Olympics.

adidas

Made the best advert before the games (and was then royally ripped off by Reebok), but some of the athletes appearing in the ads seem to have been cursed- or at least that’s what the occasional person on the internet is saying. I saw a great Olympics display they had in the center of Beijng though.

Display outside a Beijing shopping centre

Display outside a Beijing shopping centre

Nike

Lost out to adidas for the official sponsorship but countered by bringing out a wicked set of 5 shoes to match the 5 Olympic mascots (presumably with a sole that makes it looked you’ve stomped on the annoying little gremlins) and a shoe for every possible event including a black boot with a spike at the back for the Equestrian stuff. Kinky.

Fuwa (mascot) shoes- for kids only unfortunately

It takes some nerve to bring out 28 different shoes for an event you’re not even sponsoring, and I wonder how many pairs of weightlifting shoes they actually sold. Still though, that is one cool boot.

Equestrian Nikes

Equestrian Nikes

Puma

Shod 100m champ Usain Bolt- who then held up his gold spikes for the cameras like a good little sponsoree.

However Bolt’s laces came undone (cheers Bozzley for telling me this!), which Mums everywhere will tell you is the major cause of Childhood falling-overness.

Undone shoelaces cost lives

Undone shoelaces cost lives

Forget Asics- that Japanese rice-shoe marathon woman I was banging on about last week didn’t even get a medal. Reeboks are, as ever, for losers.

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