Published by Swiss James on 29 Jul 2008 at 12:02 am
Shoe Tuesday: England
<cue Shoe Tuesday music>
Well now you see, it isn’t easy to take photos of shoes in England.
Without having the cover of being a laowei who is expected to act oddly all of the time anyway, a man of my age taking photos of feet is just a pervert.
In Glasgow I tried to get a shot of what was underneath a Scotsman’s kilt, but they chased me out of town. In Leeds I was lining up a long exposure of the Ladies shoe department in Harvey Nicks when they kicked me out. Outside Buckingham Palace I attempted to snap the Queen’s royal sling-backs and was thrown into the Tower Of London.
However I did manage to find a spot above the rooftops where I could use a long-lensed camera to snap this piece of Brit fashion.
So I can exclusively report that this summer the over-weight, shaven-headed, incredibly-unconvincing tranvestites are wearing…. pink flip-flops.
(Do you think the guy in the shadows sees this thing every day? He doesn’t seem to have even noticed)
Dammit James! I just threw up in my mouth a little. Disclaimer!!!!
This is the hottest thing I have ever seen. With the exception of everything else I have ever seen.
how can you be so sure it was a tranny?
An insight into the exciting lives of trannies, window shopping for childrens clothes.
I thought my Fashion Friday post was a winner, but I yield to the master. Nice handbag - at least he read my “how to accessorise” post and took the advice!
He’s just a little hot. Instead of wearing a shirt and pants and sweating, he’s going to work in a cool floral print. He knows that it’s not politically correct for anyone in the office to say anything, so he’s actually got quite a good idea. And if it gets any hotter in Shanghai I might join him.
I couldn’t work out what the deal was with this guy at all- he was just walking down the high street like there was nothing odd about his outfit.
It could almost have been a woman. A woman who spends 10 minutes looking at ex-Army clothing through a shop window whilst scratching her balls.
Maybe he’s shopping for a communion dress.
Maxie you *might* join him? I’ve seen you walking around Fuzhou Lu with your pink frock several times!
You haven’t seen the whale at the pool here this weekend. She displaced half of the water in jacuzzi and made the little princes cry. Am glad when she was escorted by security to that lard lipo place just across Xinzha Lu.
Hi Babe, just wondering what time you are back on Thursday as my phone card has run out so I cannot call you to find out. Love u xxx
Hi snookums! I’ll be back at the crack of dawn with a bunch of flowers and some chocolates and- hang on, this is definitely Emma right?
Did he decide to burn his bra as well?
Excellent didn’t know Little Britian were making a new series! Thats Matt Lucas right?… right?? yeahbutnobutyeahbutno
UNCANNY resemblance
http://www.toomik.net/helen/blog/images/Homer_muumuu.jpg
I’m the only gay in the village!
i LOVE that show! the only “puff” in the village guy is so hilarious.
what’s so wrong with expressing yourself???