ISpyShanghai

Are you stealing a childs dessert?????

That would make it shoe wednesday, wouldn’t it?

Poor show James, time zones are no excuse. Let the girl eat her dessert and go get us a shoe Tuesday photo.

Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

You would have got a shorter ‘boo’ but I got this:

“Your comment was too short. Please go back and enter a meaningful comment.”

You’ve brought this on yourself.

OMG, in that picture you look 100% like Swedish premier minister Fredrik Reinfeldt, google!!!

WOW!!!!!!!!!!

Do people not wear footwear where you are now? Or are good shoes a Chinese-only thing?

but i am in the same time zone and I am still not seeing shoes here!

Shopgirl - Why do you think we call him Swede James?

you do!?

well he does indeed look a bit scandinavian…or just german.

well, this would certainly explain the ginger stubble splashed around his face

Well, it’s 12 minutes after midnight here in Shanghai - surely it’s Shoe Tuesday in some timezone or other…

Please? My Tuesday has been ruined by this utter spanner in international time zones nonsense. Shoe Wednesday hasn’t quite the same ring.

He must be too busy running the Swedish government or something …

Dingle - It is not ginger, it’s strawberry blonde!! His pubes are ginger!

I second Morgan’s commment: BoOoOoOo!

WOAI: LOL

Wiggy: I don’t even want to know how you know . . .

to dingle “Are you stealing a childs dessert?????”
—Obviously yes!

Wednesday night now (in Shanghai) and STILL NO SHOES!

Woai: do you think we should just consider this a case of: C U Next Tuesday?

Angie, I SERIOUSLY was gonna comment to that effect, but James doesn’t really have a sense of humour and probably wouldn’t take it well! My next question is: how many days of inactivity before a blog is declared missing in action?

If he is indeed MIA by Thurs 0000 GMT, can I get his Buddhist monk shoes? Its just sitting outside his door!

colin: just take them and when he wonders, blame it on some shoe thieves . . . he won’t know . . .

Shoe Friday!?

Shoe Saturday?

If this keeps up, I plan on:

1. Writing a letter to the Daily Telegraph

2. Cancelling my subscription and asking for a refund.

3. Telling the Public Security Bureau that you enjoy massages with extra services.

Please pay attention!*

*Phrase my co-workers like to email to me when they want me to be aware of something, or keep a look out for something

I have had to go back to the Shoe Tuesday archives to get my fix.

Still sobbing. It’s Friday, for goodness sake.

How much more of this can I take?

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it’s ok folks, it’s saturday, only 3 days till shoe tuesday!!!!!!!

I’ve nearly forgotten what shoes look like, let alone what they are for

Shoe Sunday is a blight against humanity.

If James is a “no show ” this Tuesday, someone should call Interpol.

So that we can have Swiss James arrested? Do you think they’d do that? We can only hope.

I think James Cee Creegan has pulled off a masterstroke here. By leaving everyone hanging for so long, his public will be so grateful to have him and his shoes back he’ll be able to get away with posting any old crap.

Although it’s a fine line. If he waits much longer he could lose all his regulars to shopgirl.

“to get away with posting any old crap.”

see: normal ispyshanghai posts.

I’d say he looks more like R.E.M.’s singer Michael Stipe, nicking some sweets

I’ve already defected to Shopgirl. At least she posts any old crap REGULARLY instead of just irregular crap.