Ladies and Gentlemen I give you the greatest idea since Cheeseburger in a can

(Blanc de blanc) Champagne in a can!

Now I know what you’re thinking, Champagne is a wine fermented in dark French cellars by craftsmen wearing white gloves and top hats. Maybe so, but it’s also true that the majority of Champagne is drank by braying idiots who are too busy air-kissing good-looking people that they secretly hate to have any clue what they’re tasting.

Bar Rouge, Muse, Lounge 18 etc. will be serving this up by next week, charging through the nose for it and none of the cretins in there will even notice. Vive la revolution!

I’m not sure whether this is a good idea though:

an all-you-can-drink special in an airport? Dubious.