Comments on: three bald men

By: WoAi

WoAi — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 15:30:14 +0000

Yeah James you big bully give the nice old man his glasses back, can’t you see he’s squinting so badly in the Beijing sun just so you can be photographed with them.

By: Liam

Liam — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 12:28:17 +0000

I don’t believe that old man is stood behind you. i think he’s just really really small. Either that or you are a big bald giant. Go and find him again, clutch him in your giant hand, climb a tall building and bite his head off while swatting planes. I think you should.

By: Swiss James

Swiss James — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 03:11:20 +0000

Nicky, sweetheart, you’re an angel. Let me think about those tips and get back to you.

By: Nicky Clarke

Nicky Clarke — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 00:44:26 +0000

I think James’ stubble is actually dark golden auburn, I recommend trying a henna shampoo to bring out his natural red highlights and boost the fading colour, he could also try applying cranberry juice, maybe while soaking in a hot bath and then rinsing using a mix of two tablespoons of apple cider vinegar to a litre of lukewarm water.

As for clothes, James needs to be careful of colour clash, the best colours for James are light or pastel shades of green, aqua, lilac and blue. Avoid dark shades of green, blue and violet as they will make him look pallid. If he feels like going wild, he should consider bright vibrant colours like turquoise, orange or bright blue.

Ginger stubble is nothing to be ashamed of, make it a feature and flaunt it James!

By: dingle

dingle — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 00:14:57 +0000

Incidentally, are those the same sunglasses that sylvester stallone wore in Cobra?

By: dingle

dingle — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 00:13:07 +0000

Sasquatch is right, there is a definite amber twinge to your stubble swiss, is that just tobacco staining or did you maybe eat a lamb bhuna after 16 pints of stella?

By: jon

jon — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 15:33:15 +0000

hey james

what’s up in beijing? have you eat the beijing duck? that’s yummy food.

By: andy best

andy best — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 15:39:08 +0000

Hey James

One reason it’s not crowded up there right now. I was just in Hong Kong getting a VISA change, people all around me were getting turned away or offered 2 week one entries at the most. Then I was reading the HK papers and Beijing hotels and tourist services are 40% down on the usual for this type of year – directly because of the VISA issues.

The article went on to show an economic report explaining that this shortfall has already cancelled out the expected boost to the economy from the olympics. So now it’s just a bunch of boring non-spectator sports and w*nk material for nationalists.

Glad you’re enjoying it though, you should be able to take advantage and get everything on the cheap.

By: CP

CP — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 13:30:27 +0000

I have no idea what’s wrong with those Poachers drinks, or for that matter the drinks in the other four establishments I spent around eight hours in last night.

By: WoAi

WoAi — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 13:06:14 +0000

James it’s a northerner vs southerner thing just like in England but in reverse. In China it’s the northerners that are the hard drinkers while their southern counterparts nurse brightly coloured cocktails all night.