<cue Shoe Tuesday music>

After almost buying a stack of paper dead-people clothes to burn for no-one in particular, I decided to see what the fashionable Buddhist monk is wearing this season.

Turns out, the same as last season- canvas shoes the colour of an old smoker’s fingers.

Since I figured I needed a pair of shoes to wear around the house (and had spent 20 minutes taking photos of everything in the shop, so should really buy something) I got myself some in a size 43.

My monk shoes

They are fiendishly uncomfortable, look terrible, and the starting price reflected the fact they thought I was a complete idiot.

Not my smartest ever purchase, but hey, you only life once*.

Horrible Monk Shoes : 100RMB (with 2 free candles)

*regular readers please note that I’m not re-using this joke, it’s been re-incarnated.