One week from today, the software I’ve been working on since I got here will “go live” (that’s cool computer talk for “mess up the airport”).

It’s a stressful time right now- I haven’t seen my pet cat Buster in so long that I’m no longer sure I even have a pet cat.

Anyway you’ve not come here to hear me whinge, I suspect what you came here for is some hardcore Chinglish action.

Hardcore Chinglish action
I would’ve gone with “Don’t walk on the grass

UPDATE it turns out I don’t have a pet cat.