Did you know that in 1985, Wham! were the first western pop group to go to China?

Yes they bloody were, and they made a film about it too:

Wham foreign skies
Foreign Skies

My sister used to watch this film a lot when I was a kid, and for Christmas she gave me a VHS copy of it which my girl just had put onto DVD for me. It’s fascinating, I’ve watched it about 4 times in the last two days, called in sick for work and have had a catheter installed so that I don’t have to go toilet between viewings.

Wham on the Great Wall of China

The basic thrust of the film is supposed to be
Look how weird and old-fashioned these Chinese people, they are going to love our fantastic Wham! sounds and fashion!” But when you see it now, it’s George Michael and the other one who look like something from another planet.

Like they say, the past is a foreign country.

Chinese people in 1980sWham in Concert in China
Andrew Ridgeley is, in fact, clearly expecting to see oceans of adoring asian fans, but even the people who actually went to the concerts (one in “Peking”, one in “Canton”) are mostly thinking

Wham - Chinese people watch on politely
Yes, very nice, (when is the Beijing opera coming back on?)

with just a few occasional shots of:

WE BLOODY LOVE WHAM!
We love your sexy romantic western shoulder pads!! (What the hell are you singing about?)”

Good times, good times.