People try to tell you that Buddhism is a very cool and laid back religion. A bunch of guys in colourful robes sitting around thinking about whether toast can ever be truly bread again.

Not true.

I once spent a night in a temple, and those monks were on my back like the bad tempered Chief of Police in a Mel Gibson movie

  • “You can’t sit there”
  • “We wake up at 4am for prayers”
  • “You must eat all of the food in your bowl”
  • “Stop trying to melt that gold statue with a cigarette lighter”

That was in Korea but the same goes here, look at this list of rules posted outside XiaHai temple:

Temple Rules

No peddling paper money for the nether world or divining fortune by the Eight Diagrams? Screw that.

Stick to Islam I reckon, those guys know how to party.