It’s not all frostbite and wondering whether you’ll be able to find the fly of your trousers quickly enough in Harbin. They’ve also got a town that’s full of shops selling fake Russian goods (tip for fake vodka producers: don’t drink the stuff before you try to glue the labels on straight) and a beautiful Russki style church.

Churchski

Inside the church was a bit odd, there’s no altar, a gift shop at the entrance and for no apparent reason a choir wearing dinner suits (and ski trousers) got up to sing “Santa Lucia” in Chinese [which is something that happened very rarely at my parish church in Doncaster].

Chinese choir