Published by Swiss James on 12 Dec 2007
Crispy Chicken Biscuits
There are plenty of things I see in China that I can imagine taking off in the UK: paying bills via ATM, traffic lights that count down to tell you how long it will be until the lights change, widepsread government corruption- but one thing I don’t expect to be washing up on the shores of Blighty any time soon are Crispy Chicken Biscuits.
The main reason I can’t see them taking off is that the name sounds horrible.
I like biscuits, I love chicken, (crispiness I can take or leave), but some things should not be brought together. I mean, Chimpanzee tea parties are fun, and smear tests aren’t- but having them both in the same place is a recipe for disaster.
Things get no better when you try one either, they taste like bits of gingerbread that’ve been coughed up by a Cocker Spaniel.
Thumbs DOWN.