Published by Swiss James on 20 Nov 2007 at 01:34 pm
Welcome, David
Work has been, quite figuratively, insane these past few weeks. On Sunday I worked a shift from 10am until past midnight, with just occasional break for crying and thumping the desk.
It’s not all weeping and wishing we were dead at the office however, another colleague just arrived from the UK this morning bearing gifts of Jaffa Cakes and Advent Calendars.
A Chinese envoy was dispatched to meet David at the airport, and even though we provided photos from David’s recent 30th birthday party, they still didn’t find it all that easy to meet up. Odd.
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you mother-fucken know samuel l. jackson?!?!
Well you know to us Chinese you foreigners all bloody look the same. Which one is David? Some better labeling and use of arrows would be helpful here.
Good point WoAiZer- is that better?
Angie- I do, we’re close personal chums
Handsome fella that David, although he’s obviously had a shave since the 30th birthday party. I guess his subscription at the tanning salon expired around the same time ….
Some people will try anything to blag an upgrade
we were talking about what would happen if you tried to board a plain looking like that, no-one thought about getting a free upgrade. A free strip-search maybe.
I meant the whole “pretending you aren’t black” thing that Dave’s got going on.