No words from me today, let’s just sit back and enjoy the poetry of R “I like my bananas green” Kelly:

 

Joanne’s got it
Leonice has got it
Theresa’s got it
Tonia’s got it
I tell ya Cheryl’s got it
Boy I tell ya Betty’s got it
Chip has got it
And Ann’s got it
Gail’s got it
Stephanie’s got it
Sabrina’s got it
Rachelle has got it yeah
Gladys got it
Fontina’s got it
Little cute Aaliyah’s got it
Ooh Stacy’s got it
I tell ya Tita’s got it
I tell ya Rita’s got it
Oh Laurel’s got it
And Kim’s got it, yeah

Self absorbtion is a terrible thing
Onanism in the 21st Century

Next week: Montell Jordan’s “This Is How We Do It” next to photo of someone using their extra-long pinky fingernail as a screwdriver.