Another gem from the Police English translation department:

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If you’re a regular reader (hi Mum!) you might have noticed that I take a lot of photos on the subway. I hate it.

Maybe because of the reputation of the Tokyo subway (where pepper spray is issued as standard to any female passenger under 35) I always feel like a pervert when I take my camera out in a packed carriage.

Relax everyone” I want to shout
I’m not taking photos of chesty ladies, high-heeled shoes or schoolkids. I’m a blogger, trying to be funny.

Perhaps I need a special blogging hat.