Published by Swiss James on 13 Sep 2007 at 11:36 am
Lovely puff
I know, I know, it’s no photo of two guys passed out in puddles of their own urine and in fact unless you know what “puff” means in British speak, it’s probably not even funny (it’s a slang term for a man who keeps his change in his purse. If you catch my drift)- but I’ve been busy.
Mondays I have a Chinee lesson, with a teacher who is obsessed with Princess Diana and will find any way to work her into the conversation, Tuesday I play football- or at least chase around after the ball whilst people around me play football, Wednesday I’m back on with the Chinese, trying to work out the Mandarin for:
“Yes, yes, she was the Princess of all of our hearts, do you need a tissue?”
and then tonight I’m going to buy England shirts in preparation for tomorrow’s big Women’s International against Germany.
Lovely Puff snack- airport employee supermarket 1.2RMB
Women’s World Cup tickets- Hongkou Stadium 100RMB on the door
The image of the reddened hole with chocolate oozing out is unneccesarily graphic
Saw the highlights of England v Japan on t’telly yesterday. Looked a cracker. Hope they can stuff it up the Germans (not that I’m insinuating they are the type of ladies who might be partial to stuffing things up other women now).
dingle- and the lad with the open mouth too- I agree it’s a bit much.
Liam- I’ve not seen it, but the write ups sounded good. Just hope there are loads of goals, I don’t really mind which end- (as long as it’s theirs). Did you watch the men’s team last night then? Get in you beauty, 3 points- bring on err, whoever we’ve got next!
Yeah, last night and saturday agains Isreal were quality. There was really good balance all over the team, although maybe it’d be better to have a left footer on the left wing (Ashley Young?)even though Joe Cole did well. Barry was excellent in the middle, both the right sided players were great, and Heskey did himself proud. Just hope Lamapard Beckham and Rooney don’t automatically walk back in and spoil the balance when they’re fit. Oh, sorry… wrong tone for this comments page… here we go… tits, bloody sphincters, young boys. Right then.
On an unrelated note, if you’d like to see a tiger attack a man on an elephant, go here —>>>
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4FWjxN-vcts
Those scary German women put 11 on Argentina. Whilst I was more than happy to see the Argies go down by that much
was a little concerned for England when they come up against the old enemy. And yes, consecutive 3-0s for the chaps
we’d say ASSA! here in Korea, what’s the Mandarin for “get in you beauty?”
Oh and I know it might be because I’m a soft southern get but isn’t the word “poof”? Although if you say “puff” in
a Les Dawson accent it probly comes out the same.
Liam- that’s not the tone I’m shooting for, think more a dinner party with Oscar Wilde and Raquel Welch taking subtle jibes at Stephen Fry for prostituting his intelligence. I think you’ve got to put Rooney back in, but the other two are definitely something to ponder.
Uncle Richy- cheers. What do I click if I want to see two monkeys tag-teaming a Panda with a limp?
Champers- yeah I’m nervous about that too. Apparently our Kelly Smith is as good as anyone in the tournament, but I don’t have much faith in the defence that concedes two to Japan. Time will tell.
On the poof/puff axis, I always thought it was the former, but have been told many times it’s with a “u”. Anyway, they didn’t have any spelt the other way.
Down south they put lovely puff in a rizla! How you doing mate? I’ve been having a blast of a crappy weather summer!