Published by Swiss James on 17 Jul 2007 at 11:18 pm
P.S (the insect market)
OK so we’ve learnt / assumed that the insects in tiny wicker cages that I saw are either for:
a) fighting
II) the pleasant noise they make as they suffocate
4) ‘manpower’ medicine
But surely one Cricket is pretty much the same as another, so why is this fella going through specimens with a fine tooth comb?
Five years ago we had that “Muldy & Sculler” to help us out with these kind of mysteries. Now who have we got, Dr. House MD? He’s just Doogie Hauser with a hangover.
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James just because they’re small doesn’t mean they’re all the same. If you were going to buy a horse, you’d check out its hoofs (which the Oxford dictionary defines as “the horny part of a horse’s foot”) and other parts of its anatomy to make sure you picked a winner.
Perhaps he’s looking for a lively bum tickler.
is that what he’s doing with his left hand Max, comparing them for size？