Published by Swiss James on 17 Jul 2007 at 11:25 pm
Lunch
Work’s pretty busy at the moment, it’s nose to the grindstone from sun up to sun down, in fact I’m so busy that during my lunch hour I barely have time to floss my teeth.
Luckily the good people at President Foods (Snacks, Dental Care and Motor Oil Division) have come up trumps again with meat floss biscuits. A real tasty timesaver I’m sure you’ll agree.
Once I sweep the crumbs out of my moustache it’s time for a quick swig of (surprisingly delicious and refreshing) Mint flavoured water and it’s back to work Dentist Fresh Stylee
On my way to and from the death trap building site formaldehyde infested stink hole world class test lab where I’m working, they’re building an overhead road to go from the old airport terminal to the new one.
Or at least they were building it, now it seems that someone had the plans upside down and/or a few glasses of snake-wine over lunch, and they’ve had to knock the whole thing down and start again.
Unlucky lads, fancy a biscuit?
Mint flavored water sounds refreshing. Probably need something to wash the meat floss down with.
Or you could try another delicious snack that comes in tubes. Colgate is my favourite brand but there are others. Even that Korean powerhouse, LG make the stuff! As for mint water, I think Listerine came up with that one ages ago way before Robust.
Shy- I could drink it all day, but it’s not in all that many shops. Maybe that’ll change, or maybe people just aren’t ready for the truth.
WoAi- Well your tip about the Maxwell House flavour tubes turned out to be correct so…
I have a link to Ispyshanghai on my blog, and take a daily peek to see what’s new in your world. I really enjoy your wit and the things you share. Looks like you are spending some time away from the computer. Hope you are having fun, and not working too hard.
very subtle Shy! Creegan, what’s up, you fell off the wagon early?
Yes, checked back here about 6 times to find nothing new. This blog is going stale. I say all you readers head over to my far more frequently updated and infinitely more witty blog.
James; has the world gone mad? Just curious like.
Remember the recent story about the Chinese dumplings with cardboard filling? Nevermind that I just read that a reporter made up the whole story and has since been arrested. Rather, I think that the “meat floss” biscuits are part of a new era in Chinese Truth in Advertising. Each biscuit might contain recycled dental floss salvaged from burgeoning land fills. Save the planet and enjoy a delicious snack!
I was travelling back to the UK!
Will post later, from sunny Donny
any chance of you headng to London
it’s the ispyshanghai roadshow!
Holy crackers James b’ye, that post zoomed me right back to Korea and kimchi flavored chips! Thanks for sharing…maybe!
Ian
PS - Ever get that postcard?