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Work’s pretty busy at the moment, it’s nose to the grindstone from sun up to sun down, in fact I’m so busy that during my lunch hour I barely have time to floss my teeth.

Luckily the good people at President Foods (Snacks, Dental Care and Motor Oil Division) have come up trumps again with meat floss biscuits. A real tasty timesaver I’m sure you’ll agree.

Once I sweep the crumbs out of my moustache it’s time for a quick swig of (surprisingly delicious and refreshing) Mint flavoured water and it’s back to work Dentist Fresh Stylee

On my way to and from the death trap building site formaldehyde infested stink hole world class test lab where I’m working, they’re building an overhead road to go from the old airport terminal to the new one.

Or at least they were building it, now it seems that someone had the plans upside down and/or a few glasses of snake-wine over lunch, and they’ve had to knock the whole thing down and start again.

Unlucky lads, fancy a biscuit?

OK so we’ve learnt / assumed that the insects in tiny wicker cages that I saw are either for:

a) fighting
II) the pleasant noise they make as they suffocate
4) ‘manpower’ medicine

But surely one Cricket is pretty much the same as another, so why is this fella going through specimens with a fine tooth comb?

Five years ago we had that “Muldy & Sculler” to help us out with these kind of mysteries. Now who have we got, Dr. House MD? He’s just Doogie Hauser with a hangover.