Published by Swiss James on 27 Jun 2007 at 11:04 pm
Tired
I’m knackered me I am. The weather is warm and sticky which just saps your energy, plus I’m not a big fan of going to bed, since pretty soon after that you seem to have to get up and go to work- which is pretty tough at the moment.
Anyway I don’t have any energy to be funny or entertaining- so there’s no change there.
Instead, here’s a terrible joke that I sent to my boss today after he said he was ambushed in a meeting.

This is vegetarian ambush, they use tofu instead.
Bedtime!
How do mate, missing me yet? Nice picture that of the tofu plant that. Wonder who took it…
James, don’t worry I will be there next week to make sure you don’t sleep, see you next Tuesday if you want a pint or two??
Oh yeah, I should really mention that Liam took the picture of that tofu drying on a bush. Or we assume that was what someone was doing.
Wiggy- I’m giving up booze in July so will be like a miserable deadweight dragging you down. Still looking forward to it?!
No change there then!!!!
God you are a funny man.