Today I received an email asking me to renew a website address that I reserved last year. A name that I considered using instead of the woeful ‘ISpyShanghai’. 

It made me wonder what would have happened had I actually gone for the magnificent name- www.ChinaInYourHand.com. I could be a millionaire by now, or maybe one of those guys who wears sunglasses in nightclubs and says to the barstaff

“Give me a Seven-seven. Do it”. 

Anyway, we all have to live with this name now, no use crying about it.

There’s a belief here that if you go for a ‘hundred steps’ after your lunch, you’ll live to a hundred. My boss is a big believer in this and religiously completes his post-prandial stroll.

Which leads me to wonder what is going to happen to the guy above, who is foolishly walking backwards after his lunch. Maybe he’s got a death wish.

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