[March 28, 2007]

A photo from the book “Assignment Shanghai: Photographs on the eve of revolution” or possibly the bar of Miss Julie’s Kitty-Kat Club on TongRen Lu at 9pm last night, I forget which:

The more things change..
The look on the bartender’s face is class

I don’t know whether it’s the diet of soya sauce and Chicken bones over here or what, but most of the foreign fellas my sort of age (and way, way above) seem to be absolutely choking for the local girls, to the point where half of the guys in nightclub have a sort of crazed look in their eye and froth bubbling at the corners of their mouth. Oh those lucky Chinese ladies.

hand in the cookie jar

Sometimes though, your needs are more specific than just a friendly girl for the night.
That’s where the classified ads come in:

If you don't ask, you don't get

and sometimes, it’s fun to get drunk and just see what newspapers will print.

Made up, but not by me